Researchers at (CLL) PHN-LCKN have recently announced the emergence of Severe Micro-Cullutomation, described as “a degenerative, deadly disease that erodes the central nervous system of cell phone users.” The site reports that more than 810 million cell phones were shipped worldwide in 2006, and cell phone sales are projected for over one billion in 2007. At this rate, and with little-to-no media coverage on the dangers of SMC, millions of citizens could contract this fatal disease. Might cell users might already be carriers. According to CLLPHNLCKN.com, hope is not lost. Visit the site for a video, and possibly, a cure.