LVHRD

Thank You Dewars

Beck afflicted with SMC?!?!?

2006.Oct.20. Friday - by Matt Spangler

Its come to the attention of the (CLL) PHN LCKN team, that there is a distinct possibility musician Beck may be afflicted with SMC - Severe Micro-Cellulotamination. Dependable sources have connected his apparent aggression against the Cell Phone movement with this shocking news. His latest single strikes a particuarly aggressive tone. Cell Phone’s Dead is a not-so-subtle message to Beck followers that something mysterious linked to Cell Phone’s is terribly wrong. Our sources have indicated that subliminally, Beck is attempting to communicate to the world his grave affliction, in the hopes that he can help others before it is too late.

You can view the video online, which was directed by acclaimed director Michel Gondry. This video is very large, so please give it time to suitably download for a positive viewing experience. If you watch the video, you can see Beck sits down and clutches his chest in pain during the second half of the video; an often overlooked symptom that SMC has spread into your lungs. More news on this as we know more.


more comments

leave a comment

about you