There are many examples of practices in our society that continue the downward spiral of SMC. This one discovered in the barren wasteland known as the United Kingdom is among the most disturbing. Wymsey - an online weekend guide to mobile cooking has documented the technique for cooking an egg with the use of the microwave radiation from two cell phones.

From the site, the two mercenaries describe the process in gory detail, “This week, we show you how to use two mobile phones to cook an egg which will make a change from phoning out for a pizza. Please note that this will not work with cordless phones.

To do this you will need two mobile phones-they do not have to be on the same network but you will need to know the number of one of them. The only other items you will need are:

1. An egg cup, (make sure that the egg cup is made of an insulating material such as China, wood or glass - plastic will do. DO NOT use stainless steel or other metal).
2. A table or other flat surface on which to place the phones and egg cup.”
3. An AM / FM radio (You can place the radio anywhere in the room but you might as well put it on the table).

The gruesome pair continue their description at the Wymsey. We warn you, read with caution. Do not, we repeat, do not, attempt to do this at home. Whatever you do, please God do not eat food you cook with RF Radiation.