It seems that the bureaucratic cell phone fat cats care more about lining their pockets than public safety. In an absolutely shocking move today, a large group of cell phones and service plans representing all major providers went up on Amazon.
Nothing special there, until you realize that these offers have been discounted to such an extreme that they are actually paying you to take their phones! According to my watch, we aren't expecting Father Christmas for over a month, so I ask you: Just where is this raging fountain of good will coming from? Their kind and tender hearts? They were suddenly bitten by the charity bug?
I smell a PR stunt if there ever was one.
Now that we've broken the lid off of the SMC conspiracy, it makes prefect sense for them to pull something like this. They believe that they can cover their tracks by giving away their phones, but I know that you know better, dear readers. I know that you will not bite on this one and that you will stand firm.
With CLL PHN LCKN on the way, there is no time to buckle. Help, a cure, and the truth are all just twelve days away.