Phone Radiation Makes Fish do Backflips
2006.Oct.27. Friday - by Matt Spangler
credits: Undeniable Truth
Flipping Fish of Death
Undeniable Facts, written by “an internationally recognized intellectual with a dislike for pomp and love of the strange truth, goes on to explain in detail a “party trick” that people can do, by piling their phones around this innocent and unsuspecting animal, and ringing them all simultaneously, the radiation emmitted causes the animal to go into some sort of traumatic spasm, thus flipping itself over inside its environment. The fish clearly loses its mind for a split second from the cruel barrage of sustained radiation and no longer knows which side is up or down
The article describes it, “When present from many directions, the radiation confuses their sense of ballast and causes them to go into a state known by ichthyologists as “rotation shock”.
It goes on to describe the other options you might encounter when you are cooking this poor devil with a blast of thermonuclear radiation, “Depending on your timing and the body temperature of the fish, you may get a barrel roll or tight spin instead”. It cannot be measured how this equates to the deadly SMC affliction, but it is another clear case to show that this is a growing epidemic that must be stopped now.
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