Is there somebody on your list you’d like to call a douche but don’t have the tongue or brass to say it?

Thanks to LVHRD supporter and close friend Orange32, who helped us with ACTHRD, MCFGHT, and FSHN DL3, you don’t have to. Well, at least not with your mouth.

Coming to you at only $5 dollars for a pack of 25, their new, “you are a douche,” business card does all the work for you.

Aptly describing how you may feel about someone you hate, or maybe even someone you love but have a deep rooted loathing for, the beauty of the card is the lack of garish designs: this is as clear as it gets. And clarity, friends, is key when it comes to dealing with a douche.
Fearing recourse? Leave it on their desk or lodge it in between the keys of their keyboard when they’re away. Get some today at Orange32’s site, and feel free to check out what Thrillist and Gawker had to say about the if you’re in need of even further convincing.