Most people, if they can’t stand their spouse or life partner, get a divorce or take up the quiet game until the other person finally decides to leave. But what if you’re rich and have money to burn? You build a wall in the middle of your house, of course! Or at least, that’s what one couple in Brooklyn did anyway.

Simon Taub and his wife, Chauna, both 57, had a white partition wall built right in middle of their house to separate themselves from each other while divorce papers are being finalized in court. And the kicker to all this is that they already own another house a few doors down but neither refuses to capitulate to the other’s ways. They hate each other THAT much.

And while this may sound suitable for an Onion headline (If jazzed up the right way), this story is 100% true and even received coverage from BBC on their website.

We here at LVHRD know how hard it is to find a partner to have and to hold in this city of ours, and that’s why we hold dating events (or will, anyway) and Architect Duels; so people can come together, have fun, and possibly meet that special someone. The Master-Disaster Architect Duel III is tomorrow, and aside from the awesome architects, there will also be some mingling.