Just a reminder, in case you haven’t been waiting fever-fisted for the first glorious strokes of Summer:

Harry's Water Taxi Beach in Long Island City is now open for the season with the freshest imported sand, volleyball, hot dogs, burgers, and pitchers of sangria.

You might remember Harry's Beach from last year's SLND CRS II, when LVHRD hijacked a water taxi at South Street Seaport and ran it aground at the Water Taxi Beach. The Empire State Building didn't get any love. Booted right off the pier. No permit from management.