For Dewar’s Master-Disaster DNCHRD III: VNYL on September 25th LVHRD is baking up the mother of all layer cakes: a nasty banana cream dance competition slathered between a three-way DJ battle where you supply the vinyl frosting.

Unemployed Lloyd has graciously agreed to step out of early retirement to host DNCHRD III tomorrow night.

When he’s not busy being unemployed (often a euphemism for ‘blogger’ or ‘DJ’) you can read Lloyd’s thoughts on his blog, Unemployment Enjoyment.

DJ Skeet Skeet thinks that Lloyd’s refined musings on his nocturnal memory lapses make him blogger of the year.

You can also explore Lloyd’s mind on the blog at Turntable Lab.

We’re a little worried that the strain of having to show up for a night of something you might call “work” would cause Lloyd to back out at the last minute, but he has assured us that anything with turntables and dance crews is permissible “employment” under his operating code.

DNCHRD III: VNYL is tomorrow night. Bring your records, buy your tickets today.