credits: sgoralnick

When MIMS raps, This is why I'm hot, he is actually talking about zombies.

Once we knew a girl who was adamant, oh so very adamant, about not participating in the Zombie Horde.

She said, “I won’t do Zombie Horde! I won’t!” (Scarlett O’Hara voice)

Please. Obviously she didn’t know that the Zombie Horde would come to her whether she liked it or not. Like tomorrow. October 20th.

Sign up and march with the zombies, barhopping for brains across Manhattan.

And if you’re like us, hot for zombies this month, make sure you come to FSHN DL IV: UNDD BLL on October 30th. We promise so many zombies.