The ocean floor is a great place to party, all sorts of luxuries to enjoy while cruising the salty chuck: fresh oysters, delicious pearls, shipwrecks full of treasure, The Abyss.

But how does one prepare for an underwater trip? Should you bring air? A knife? A wet suit? Yes, if you want to look like a total nobody. Ocean parties are all about attracting invertebrates, and nothing reels them in like a nice expensive diving watch.

credits: Men's Vogue

Crabs attack the watch.

They hate being late.

Shot in the Monterey Bay Aquarium by photographer Raymond Meier, the latest collection of diving watches to grace Men’s Vogue prove my point nicely: five stunning examples of pricey watches mingling with Pacific residents.

credits: Men's Vogue.

Jelly fish check the time.

They hate being late.

Also, DIVE INTO SPRING FASHION!