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Next week it’s going to be 60 degrees.

2008.Mar.28. Friday - by lvhrd

Searching the house, authorities found:

  • Human skulls mounted upon the corner posts of his bed;
  • Skin fashioned into a lampshade and used to upholster chair seats;
  • Breasts used as cup holders
  • Human skullcaps, apparently in use as soup bowls;
  • A human heart (it is disputed where the heart was found; the deputies’ reports all claim that the heart was in a saucepan on the stove, with some crime scene photographers claiming it was in a paper bag);
  • Skin from the face of Mary Hogan, a local tavern owner, found in a paper bag;
  • A window shade pull consisting of human lips;
  • A “mammary vest” crafted from the skin of a woman’s torso;
  • A belt made from several human nipples, among many other such grisly objects;
  • Socks made from human flesh.
  • A sheath made from human skin.
  • A box of preserved vulvas that Ed admitted to wearing.

Have a great a weekend.


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One Response to “Next week it’s going to be 60 degrees.”

  1. alex Says:

    The first rule of wearing a preserved vulva: never admit to wearing a preserved vulva.

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