We really want to see a naked chick in Cheney’s sunglasses
2008.Apr.10. Thursday - by settlement heart
credits: The White House
Or is it just his hand holding a fish?
The supine flesh-colored shape reflected in Cheney’s glasses closely resembles a young lady in the late stages of Idaho sunshine ecstasy. Perhaps she’s performing a finishing move on herself for Dick’s enjoyment?
Or maybe it’s a little Freudian wishful thinking. Upon closer inspection, it looks like someone holding up a trout.
Even if it isn’t a naked chick sprawled out on a pleasure raft, the rest of this choice White House photo ‘essay,’ “The Outdoors,” is plenty absurd, apparently an attempt to make our Vice President look Alexander the Great.
credits: The White House
“A man misunderstood by the people of his own era, History has come to believe in Richard B. Cheney. Visionary. Leader. American Patriot.”
Look at the whole photo set here.
UPDATE: White House got wise to all this internet blubbering: see the big, crystal clear reflection here. Thanks Jer.
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Apr.10.2008 : 3:33 pm
It looks like a reflection of his hand holding a fly fishing rod. Unfortunately.
Apr.10.2008 : 3:55 pm
Look at it. It’s Dick holding his rod.
Apr.10.2008 : 4:12 pm
[…] unintentional illusion. The naked chick in Cheney’s sunglasses: But on close inspection, I’m pretty sure were just seeing a distortion of his hand holding a […]
Apr.10.2008 : 4:36 pm
http://nyquil.org/archives/1095-OMG!!1-What-is-Dick-Cheney-Looking-At!!-Plus-solution.html
You weren’t too far off…
Apr.10.2008 : 4:39 pm
Whoops blatant self-promotion as a result of pasting the wrong link. The actual direct link to the large unpixellated version is:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/photoessays/outdoors/images/v081905db-0162.jpg
Apr.10.2008 : 10:31 pm
Sad to see that Bush Derangement Symdrome has now reached the optic nerve.
Apr.10.2008 : 11:17 pm
And now… the T-SHIRT…
http://www.zazzle.com/dick_cheney_sunglasses_shirt-235058616257473346
Apr.11.2008 : 12:48 am
I’d say it looks a lot like a bug-eyed alien mandrake-like intelligent tuber. I knew all allong that there was something to the Roswell-gorvernement-cover-up thing.
Apr.11.2008 : 7:59 am
At this point in the game, even if it was a naked chick on the boat with Dick, do you think he gives a fuck anymore?
Him and W will drift off into the sunset laughing all the way to the bank……
Apr.11.2008 : 8:42 am
I could be, but it also looks like a fish being held up, as it looks like an arm extending and holding something.
Apr.11.2008 : 9:58 am
[…] our beloved old grandfatherly Vizier President Dick Cheney can be seen gazing leeringly at a naked woman with giant hoo-has. Either that or “someone holding up a trout.” Unclear on which of the two […]
Apr.11.2008 : 10:34 am
whatever it is Cheney is the most ugly person in modern day history. What a horrible excuse for a human.
Apr.11.2008 : 11:13 am
Old Man Cheney let us down… well anyway if he were doing anything inappropriate, it would probably be with a naked man, or a uniformed cop.
Apr.11.2008 : 12:09 pm
I clearly understand how many could look and see why it looks to be a naked woman. But if you pay close attention you will see a white cuff and a mans hand holding a pole of some sort. It’s clearly clearly visible.
Apr.11.2008 : 12:33 pm
Chris, obviously you haven’t looked into a mirror lately.
The Vice Prez is clearly holding on to his fishing rod and smiling. If you think he would have anyone, including a naked woman STANDING in his boat, you obviously have never been fishing.
On this liberals waste their time? Get out of the gutter and get a life.
Apr.11.2008 : 1:10 pm
really I see a naked chick in Cheney’s sunglasses. And Also I test it on my own experience with such sunglasses and a gerl
looks the same 
Apr.11.2008 : 4:12 pm
dudes. that doesnt even look like a girl it’s like a branch of a tree or something. It’s not even shaped like a naked girl adn the pic is so blurry why would neone even think that!
Apr.11.2008 : 4:14 pm
and how could a naked girl be standing in his boat? seriously, they woulld capsize! and it looks like a sleeve to me
Apr.11.2008 : 5:04 pm
It’s actually a naked man with breast implants that’s making “the dick” smile, as he reminisces on his “brokeback Mountain” days.
Apr.11.2008 : 5:57 pm
GET SOME, Dick!
Apr.11.2008 : 6:21 pm
Are people so ready to create drama and scandal that someone says “Goodness, it’s a naked woman!” and people just eat it up and blow it WWWAAAYYY out of proportion. First of all, it does not look like a naked woman, even without enhancing the photo. If people would get their heads out of their butts, it would have been obvious that it is what it is.
Besides, why would Vice President Cheney have a naked woman on the boat if there was a cameraperson close by ready to snap a shot or two? And why would they have released this photo to the public if the reflection truly was a woman?
God, people are so screwed up in the head sometimes… Think with your upstairs brain, America!!!!!!!!!!!! Our president and vice president are NOT perverts… and they’re NOT idiots, like some people in this country.
Apr.11.2008 : 6:22 pm
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Yeah… I’ve got more.
Apr.11.2008 : 6:46 pm
Really-that’s a transparent pic of Elliott Spitzer’s girl Kristen.Since she gets $2500 a pop,which is more than the girls at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, a nude pic of her will make a guy grin.
Apr.11.2008 : 7:02 pm
It’s a fricken dude holding a fishing pole. How stupid are you people?
Apr.11.2008 : 8:36 pm
This has obviously been Photoshopped, but probably by the WH. In the picture, he’s looking to his middle to far left, but that is his right hand reflected, which would put his right arm somewhere in the middle of his chest (unless he is a contortionist, which he is not. He’s an elderly male Mangaboo, solid through and through. Let’s hope the potato bugs get him soon.). Anyway, the resolution on the reflection is different from the rest of the picture.
Besides, this is Dick, who couldn’t shoot quail unless they were tied to the ground (and even then). If he’s fishing, what’s in his hand wouldn’t be a rod & reel; it would be dynamite.
Apr.11.2008 : 9:26 pm
A tactless rip-off of the Spiderman 2 poster where you could see Doc Oc reflected in Spidey’s eyes:
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Spider-Man-2—Sacrifice-Poster-C10300484.jpeg
Apr.11.2008 : 11:56 pm
I HAVE THE REAL PHOTO LIKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SEEN. CHECK IT OUT!!!
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g169/m1ndsw33p3r/realreflection.jpg?t=1207972596
Apr.12.2008 : 12:32 am
Thats Lynn Cheney Naked in the background, thats definatley not his rod in his hands.
Apr.12.2008 : 5:26 am
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Apr.12.2008 : 9:18 am
Get a life people, it is a fishing rod. Check the post below and get this over with:
# jer@nyquil.org Says:
Apr.10.2008 : 4:39 pm
Whoops blatant self-promotion as a result of pasting the wrong link. The actual direct link to the large unpixellated version is:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/photoessays/outdoors/images/v081905db-0162.jpg
Apr.12.2008 : 10:02 am
THE TRUTH ABOUT DICK CHENEYS SUNGLASSES!!!!!
http://www.dickcheneysunglasses.net/
THE CLOSE UP VIEW!!
Apr.12.2008 : 10:41 am
It is either somebody giving him the finger or his hand holding a cattle prod while torturing a detainee,
Apr.12.2008 : 2:35 pm
WOW, Lee….aren’t you the observant one!! Since that’s a REFLECTION in his sunglasses, it would actually be his LEFT hand looking like a right hand in a REFLECTION!!! Poof…and the next set of conspiracy theories is lost on another idiot….I’m sure you can come up with something that makes you look a little smarter next time….go ahead…give it a try….we’ll all wait patiently…………….
Apr.12.2008 : 10:42 pm
The reflection is clearly Dick holding his rod! Geez….
or maybe, I don’t know……..it could be Hillary,ha ha ha ha, no she wouldn’t fit in those glasses they are to small.
Apr.13.2008 : 10:51 pm
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