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J.K. Rowling says that her lawsuit to stop publication of an unauthorized Harry Potter Lexicon is giving her writer’s block.

The “Lexicon” was created over seven years by Mr. Vander Ark, a trained librarian and Potter fanatic, said one of the defense lawyers, Anthony Falzone, during his opening statement. Mr. Vander Ark had read the seven-novel series nearly 50 times, the lawyer said, and for him, annotating the Rowling oeuvre was “a hobby, passion, labor of love.” Mr. Vander Ark is expected to take the witness stand later in the trial. (NY Times)

Rowling is mostly pissed because she thinks the Lexicon is full of shoddy, shallow definitions and “fallacious asides” that would cheat children and their parents out of the 25 quid asking price.

Excuse us if we don’t feel sorry for Rowling-horse.

J.K, you’re worth a billion dollars. The world doesn’t matter anymore. You have a fuck-it pass. Time to let some other kids into the game and stop fronting like you have writer’s block. We all read the Deathly Hallows Epilogue. You used what you had and now it’s gone. Get “I WILL NEVER DIE” tattooed on your forehead and join a cult.