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Another gem of a press release for you kids:

FISCHERSPOONER - NEW RELEASES ON KITSUNÉ

After two full-length albums, #1 and Odyssey (featuring the hit
“Emerge” ) Casey Spooner and Warren Fischer team up with Kitsuné to
release two singles.

So Fischerspooner are back, returning to fill that hole they left in
‘theatrical electro’, with energetic, finely spun electropop tracks
that all the fans have been waiting for.

The releases, “Danse en France” and “The Best Revenge,” preview tracks
from their upcoming 3rd album and also include great remixes from
such names as Alex Gopher who brings a hyper-compressed Gallic house
version, Oliver Koletzki and his mellow synthdriven throwback, D.I.M
with a heavily distorted anthem and a pure dance floor bomb by
Tocadisco.

“The hole they left in theatrical electro.” Didn’t know there was one.

We certainly hadn’t felt a lack in our lives - an unmet need for costumed men air-thrusting alongside petite Japanese women wrapped in duct tape.

Then we have: “Also include great remixes from such names as Alex Gopher (absurd) who brings a HYPER-COMPRESSED GALLIC HOUSE VERSION.”

Ok, so, what are we learning? Writing music press releases is easy. Watch:

“Fresh from the nitty-gritty of South Derry, Jonothon Lyon’s hobo remix of Grindtrack classic, Beans for Donkeys.“

Previously on Failure to Communicate: fire your publicist