credits: WIKIPEDIA

Not in order of importance

JESUS OF NAZARETH and TIM ALLEN have strikingly similar poses. CHEVY CHASE, however, does not figure as prominently in Jesus' influences.

Not only are the objects that make up this world utterly fascinating - the way we document those objects is equally intriguing.

Wikipedia gives the title of every entry exactly the same preference, the same weight. There is never any disparity between boldness, font, size. However detailed the body copy, in the headings we are all created equal.

Open several Wikipedia pages at once and read the title of each entry in a judicial monotone:

“Jesus. Bottlenose Dolphin. Tim Allen.”

For further proof that the world is populated by utterly absurd creations, do the same thing with three baseball players.

“Kirby Puckett. Don Mattingly. Orel Hershiser.”

And, since it is getting into summer and all you kids will want something hot to dance to, we thought we’d give you the CLUB REMIX: