Ask and you shall receive. The Pink tickets have marinated overnight and are ready for you. They are tender. We know because they are pink.

BUY PINK TICKETS.

Wear pink head-to-toe and do dances like the bubblegum, the hmmhmm, and the freshly spanked bottom. You will be dancing with the Tazmanian Devil they call Josh McCutchen. If you’ve yet to see him dance, you’ve yet to feel your heart beat.

Pink gallery, and video, are inbound. Expect them shortly.

This is not Darth Vader.

But he has a dark side.