The KOREANNOVATION trade show kicks off tomorrow. Gadgets that not only make you want to scratch your head - they sprout hands and scratch it for you.

Top reasons to attend and a terrifying video after the jump.The site lays it down with some of the most startling, intense writing of all time. The following are direct quotes from the TOP 5 REASONS TO ATTEND:

BROKER-FREE DEAL-MAKING
Great for retailers, distributors and middlemen—enough margins to make everyone happy

Enough margins to spare the lowly middleman. That sentence sounds like they’re describing proud lions, hyenas, and vultures all posturing over a carcass.

NETWORK WITH NEW TRADE FRIENDS IN A FUN ATMOSPHERE
Taste Korean snacks while you networ

Don’t enjoy the Korean snacks. Don’t savour them. Just taste them. That’s it.

And without further ado, the dog-oven video:

See you at the show!

Sending buddies into orbit