Sneeze Magazine

Unreadably Big

Walking down the street the other day eating street-halal, we noticed the following box on the corner of Lafayette and Prince.

credits: Sneeze Magazine

Sneeze Magazine box

This is the one in Vacouver, but the boxes look the same, promise

Who is that sexy lady? God Damn that’s a big image, that can’t be the cover of the magazine can it? Do I have $2 in change?

Those were the three questions that popped into my head as soon as I saw it. The answers: who cares, it is, and no.

Two days later however, I did have $2 in change and I bought one. It is awesome. It is a broadsheet sized magazine that is not bound, and only has three articles (four if you count the one in Japanese). The centerfold is a poster of Darryl strawberry. READY TO HANG.

It seems to be vaguely about skateboarding, and has a chess puzzle on the back. It is the best two dollars I have spent in recent memory. Go out and support this thing so they will keep printing it. Please.