More and more I have been reading that celebrity is dead, and that more and more teenagers care less about celebrities. But what if everyone could be a celebrity? What if everyone could be Kanye West? Check out this new television infomercial featuring Kanye, a perky blond, and some regular guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TrkrSdyIHY
Preparing to re-open The Assassination of Barack Obama and The Assassination of Hilary Clinton, Colombian artist Yazmany Arboleda and some friends took an indelicate part of Barack’s anatomy for a guerrilla walk across NYC over the weekend.
Arboleda’s The Assassinations were shut down several months ago after their gallery hosts in Chelsea received extensive pressure (read Secret Service) to pull down the controversial exhibits dealing with the media’s portrayal of Clinton and Obama.
But, as this video shows, Barack is coming back in all his Mandingo glory to NYC when the exhibits go…
Follow your dream. Dance with Eclectic Method at DNCHRD May 20th.
Isabella Rossellini just Dallas Motorcade 1963ed our heads with these instructional videos on how insects copulate. Mostly gross; slightly gastly; all amazing
It’s really funny because she plays mostly the male roles. As a drone bee Isabella exclaims:
“MY PENIS WOULD BREAK OFF AND GET STUCK IN HER VAGINA LIKE A CORK IN A BOTTLE!”
We also learned that a snail’s anus sits on top of its head when it’s in the shell. That means they poo on their heads.
Hello, you look great today.
By the way, watch out for the garter snakes. They live in trees.
By the way, my shirt says CANADA very loudly and largely.
And we must treat them as such. Especially when their interiors are veined with “rich Corinthian leather.”
This is like the Tony Montana of car commercials.
Your tax dollars are so hard at work in this video that pants get ripped.
I mean, why wouldn’t Iraqis want us in their country? Look how much culture we can offer.
Get ready to learn about “expensive molecules.” And the names for the four seasons, in case you forgot, or never knew.
ALSO:
Zoo town last night at the Bob Gruen opening on Bowery.
Mr. Jaeger and Mr. Pope got a tour of the show: word round the campfire is there are some pretty famous pictures hanging on the walls.
They also report that the Varvatos store occupying CBGB’s DOES NOT SUCK and is very well put together. Go figure. We were ready to damn everything all to hell.
Watch a timelapse VDO of the crowd outside Morrison, Paul Pope standing in traffic, and a motorcycle ride home.
LVHRD member Rebecca Turbow has launched a Japanese Insanity Trap (JIT) to promote her new Spring/Summer 2008 line.
Use your speed-eyes to spot the eclectic mix of hem-me-ups and hem-me-downs the ladies will be wearing in buckets by the time the buds are falling off the trees…oh…that’s already happening - guess that means Rebecca Turbow makes sick clothes. Too bad they’re only for the ladies. Hurts my XY heart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuoKQNpwX6Y
With about a week to go, someone (or several someones) have ripped and leaked the XBOX 360 PAL version (European/Australian version) of GTA IV to various torrent sites.
You could download it and play if you have a modified XBOX 360, but the NTSC version (North American) is expected in the next couple days.
If you absolutely cannot wait to see how much juice dynamic lighting brings to the GTA series you can watch the REAL PS3 INTRO here.
via Kotaku
UPDATE: leaked videos are being removed from the internet with German…
It might not be a surprise to you, but we just stumbled across this striking congruence.
Watch this week's installment of the LVHRD VDO Series. This episode:LVHRD VDO: DNCHRD IV IS MAY 20th
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