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DNCHRD IV

Tsdy May 20 2008 : 4 days till

Dance Hard IV is fueled by live music, color-coordinated dance crews, and an interactive art installation. We’re selling six kinds of tickets for the six different dance crews. Up first: 75 tickets for the YELLOW team.

DNCHRD IV: TONY SCHULTZ: RED

Thrsdy May.15.2008 6:11pm | by Richardson Dean

View pictures not of Tony Schultz from The Winger, but the artist never to be known as him.

Get your ticket for team red while they last. DNCHRD is Tuesday May 20th.


VDO: Eclectic Method: “Yes We Can” REMIX

Frdy May.9.2008 1:11pm | by Richardson Dean

Follow your dream. Dance with Eclectic Method at DNCHRD May 20th.


DNCHRD IV: The McCutchening

Thrsdy May.8.2008 4:10pm | by Viktor Dukedoms

The Portrait of Dorian Gray, Witness, The Usual Suspects: milestone works of art where the human eye - the mere act of seeing - leads to one’s undoing. But what would happen if the act of seeing were to lift one into the heavens? What if opening your eyes meant a richer, fuller way of life? LET’S FIND OUT.


DNCHRD IV: PINK: McCutch

Thrsdy May.8.2008 12:32pm | by Viktor Dukedoms

Ask and you shall receive. The Pink tickets have marinated overnight and are ready for you. They are tender. We know because they are pink.

BUY PINK TICKETS.

Wear pink head-to-toe and do dances like the bubblegum, the hmmhmm, and the freshly spanked bottom. You will be dancing with the Tazmanian Devil they call Josh McCutchen. If you’ve yet to see…


VDO: Dance Battle fueled by Viral Marketing, Topless 15 year olds, Lohan, Sandler

Wdnsdy May.7.2008 12:38pm | by Viktor Dukedoms

This is taken straight from the Youtubes. The Miley in question is Miley Cyrus. This is solid example of how you market this shit out of something.

Also, dance battles are only cool in person. DNCHRD.LVHRD.COM will get you into DANCE HARD.

April 10, 2008
Jon M. Chu (Director of Step Up 2 - a dance movie) and Adam Sevani challenge…


VDO: Green Porn

Tsdy May.6.2008 4:46pm | by settlement heart

Isabella Rossellini just Dallas Motorcade 1963ed our heads with these instructional videos on how insects copulate. Mostly gross; slightly gastly; all amazing
It’s really funny because she plays mostly the male roles. As a drone bee Isabella exclaims:
“MY PENIS WOULD BREAK OFF AND GET STUCK IN HER VAGINA LIKE A CORK IN A BOTTLE!”
We also learned that a…


DNCHRD IV: Eclectic Method: 060

Wdnsdy Apr.30.2008 3:14pm | by settlement heart

We visited Jonny Wilson from Eclectic Method in his Madison Ave apartment so he could spin us through the kind of magic we’ll be seeing at DNCHRD IV on May 20: live video mixing on interactive dance walls.

People go nuts when they hear Busta Rhymes come in over Guns & Roses, Cool Hand Luke remixed with scenes from Slam. The very sickness.…


DNCHRD IV: Christine Huang: PURPLE

Tsdy Apr.29.2008 4:58pm | by Viktor Dukedoms

There you have it. Clear as crystal. A girl wearing a purple dress jumping up and down in front of a projector with the words DNCHRD burning somewhere around a million lumens.

Christine Huang from PSFK fame will be commanding the purple hoards on May 20th.

Get purple tickets!

More pictures of Christine in the LVHRD Photo Gallery.


VDO: Nightvision GREEN

Mndy Apr.28.2008 6:54pm | by settlement heart

Your tax dollars are so hard at work in this video that pants get ripped.

I mean, why wouldn’t Iraqis want us in their country? Look how much culture we can offer.


VDO: Pixies ballet

Frdy Apr.25.2008 3:02pm | by settlement heart

Ballet class dances to “Where is my Mind?”


VDO: The Latest Eclectic Method Mix

Wdnsdy Apr.23.2008 3:24pm | by Viktor Dukedoms

Jonny from Eclectic Method sent us their latest mix. This one covers a lot of ground: Fiest, Beastie Boys, Tone Loc.


DNCHRD IV: Green Gallery

Wdnsdy Apr.23.2008 2:16pm | by Viktor Dukedoms

Kermit the Frog. Cashmoney. The Emerald City. Leah Taylor.

SEE IT ALL.

GET GREEN TICKETS.