VDO: Green Porn

Tsdy May.6.2008 4:46pm | by lvhrd

Isabella Rossellini just Dallas Motorcade 1963ed our heads with these instructional videos on how insects copulate. Mostly gross; slightly gastly; all amazing
It’s really funny because she plays mostly the male roles. As a drone bee Isabella exclaims:
“MY PENIS WOULD BREAK OFF AND GET STUCK IN HER VAGINA LIKE A CORK IN A BOTTLE!”
We also learned that a snail’s anus sits on top of its head when it’s in the shell. That means they poo on their heads.

Watch Green Porn.

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DNCHRD IV: Eclectic Method: 060

Wdnsdy Apr.30.2008 3:14pm | by lvhrd

We visited Jonny Wilson from Eclectic Method in his Madison Ave apartment so he could spin us through the kind of magic we’ll be seeing at DNCHRD IV on May 20: live video mixing on interactive dance walls.

People go nuts when they hear Busta Rhymes come in over Guns & Roses, Cool Hand Luke remixed with scenes from Slam. The very sickness.

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DNCHRD IV: Christine Huang: PURPLE

Tsdy Apr.29.2008 4:58pm | by lvhrd

There you have it. Clear as crystal. A girl wearing a purple dress jumping up and down in front of a projector with the words DNCHRD burning somewhere around a million lumens.

Christine Huang from PSFK fame will be commanding the purple hoards on May 20th.

Get purple tickets!

More pictures of Christine in the LVHRD Photo Gallery.

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VDO: Nightvision GREEN

Mndy Apr.28.2008 6:54pm | by lvhrd

Your tax dollars are so hard at work in this video that pants get ripped.

I mean, why wouldn’t Iraqis want us in their country? Look how much culture we can offer.

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VDO: Pixies ballet

Frdy Apr.25.2008 3:02pm | by lvhrd

Ballet class dances to “Where is my Mind?”

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VDO: The Latest Eclectic Method Mix

Wdnsdy Apr.23.2008 3:24pm | by lvhrd

Jonny from Eclectic Method sent us their latest mix. This one covers a lot of ground: Fiest, Beastie Boys, Tone Loc.

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DNCHRD IV: Green Gallery

Wdnsdy Apr.23.2008 2:16pm | by lvhrd

Kermit the Frog. Cashmoney. The Emerald City. Leah Taylor.

SEE IT ALL.

GET GREEN TICKETS.

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DNCHRD IV: Leah Taylor: GREEN

Tsdy Apr.22.2008 5:41pm | by lvhrd

The third color is out of the dryer, ready for DNCHRD IV. Flavorpill NYC Deputy Editor Leah Taylor will lead TEAM GREEN into battle at on May 20. LVHRD.COM for green tickets - and yellow and teal - whenever you want them.

Ms. Taylor knows how to be at the center of a jamhouse party: she’s been throwing The Pull-Out Method bash at Midway for over a year now. That party is so good it made us throw up in the back of a cab.

Stay tuned for more from Ms. Taylor’s…

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TEAL reset

Tsdy Apr.22.2008 11:40am | by lvhrd

Maybe God made the world, or maybe man made the world and invented God. This seems to support the latter argument.

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TEAL wash

Tsdy Apr.22.2008 11:32am | by lvhrd

The Aztecs thought life was a dream: death was waking to reality - something truly joyous. We like that blur.

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DNCHRD IV: Teal: Photo Gallery

Tsdy Apr.22.2008 11:08am | by lvhrd

More pics of TEAL TEAM LEADER Woodman in the DNCHRD IV Photo Gallery.

Tickets for TEAM YELLOW & TEAM TEAL are on sale now. DNCHRD IV is May 20.

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Ballet 2339 AD

Mndy Apr.21.2008 1:25pm | by lvhrd

If any of you plan on taking it back to fair Verona or Swan Lake at DNCHRD IV, you might want to invest in a pair of Capulet’s Pointe D30, apparently the latest evolution in ballet footwear…for some reason no one else has improved on pointe shoes in several millennials.

ALSO:

Capulet’s website (when it finally loads) is the most sexed-out American Apparel dance site we’ve ever seen.

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