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VDO: Green Porn

Tsdy May.6.2008 4:46pm | by lvhrd

Isabella Rossellini just Dallas Motorcade 1963ed our heads with these instructional videos on how insects copulate. Mostly gross; slightly gastly; all amazing
It’s really funny because she plays mostly the male roles. As a drone bee Isabella exclaims:
“MY PENIS WOULD BREAK OFF AND GET STUCK IN HER VAGINA LIKE A CORK IN A BOTTLE!”
We also learned that a snail’s anus sits on top of its head when it’s in the shell. That means they poo on their heads.

Watch Green Porn.

Parakeets $6 each, no minimum

Mndy Apr.14.2008 12:12pm | by lvhrd

From Aviary Express in Oklahoma City:
“Birds will be shipped via airlines. We ship on Continental, American, and Delta Monday through Friday. We can put up to fifty parakeets per box, and up to eight boxes strapped together for as low as $100.00 per shipment.”
50 parakeets per box, up to 8 boxes per load…

Can you imagine what a 400-parakeet clusterbomb would sound like arriving on your doorstep? What it would smell like? A palette of parakeets…

This seems more than vaguely cruel and horrific. Maybe they sedate the birds,…

OG Yellow: Big Bird

Thrsdy Apr.10.2008 5:19pm | by lvhrd

Time for a video biopic on the guy who helped make YELLOW the infamous color we know and love.

Goes without saying that The Bride wouldn’t have gotten those 88 notches in her Hatori Hanzo sword so easily if it weren’t for that yellow jumpsuit. And there never would have been a yellow jumpsuit if it weren’t for Big Bird.

While Big Bird has always been yellow, he hasn’t always had quite the same face or proportions. He’s gotten better looking with age.

This first video from 1969 has a younger…

Yellow Bird Productions

Thrsdy Apr.10.2008 11:50am | by lvhrd

Yellow Bird Productions is an Apache family of professional entertainers specializing in Native American song and dance presentations.

Led by Ken and Doreen Duncan out of Arizona, Yellow Bird has performed for thousands of people on almost every continent. The family specializes in the traditional Hoop and Apache Rainbow Dances, featuring a World Champion Teen Hoop Dancer and a World Champion Youth Hoop Dancer; twenty-three year old Tony Duncan is one of the top 3 Men’s Hoop Dancers in the world.

We don’t know if Becca Green and Team Yellow have thought about going…

YELLOW’s spotty past or Voldemort’s wand of yew

Tsdy Apr.8.2008 12:26pm | by lvhrd

Before we’re so quick to embrace YELLOW as the color of unfettered, leap-springing joy and carefree songbirds, let’s take a look at the checkered past this color has done much to cover up.

Most people know YELLOW is the classic color of jealousy, treachery, cowardice, lethal fever and putrid journalism. In the Thai Solar Calendar YELLOW is even the color of Mondays. MONDAY. How much worse can it get?

Plenty.

The word YELLOW comes from the Proto-Germanic word gelwaz, appearing for the first time in Beowulf to describe a shield built from…

DNCHRD IV: YELLOW: Becca Greene

Tsdy Apr.8.2008 12:20pm | by lvhrd

DNCHRD veteran Becca Greene is the YELLOW team leader for DNCHRD IV.

Becca will lead her golden-clad posse through dance moves such as the banana split and corn-on-the-cob (where everything slides around like butter) as they compete against 5 other color-coded dance crews at LVHRD’s fourth Dance Hard.

We’ve got 75 tickets available for Team YELLOW, so if you’re down with Becca and the feeling of sunshine on your shoulders, buy a YELLOW ticket today, put together a YELLOW dance outfit and practice with your crew before DNCHRD IV on May…

How YELLOW came to be, weeping for several eternals

Tsdy Apr.8.2008 10:24am | by lvhrd

Profound voice over narration on how YELLOW got into the spectrum of visible light:
“When light was deciding who should be in and who should be out of the spectrum, YELLOW was in trouble…the effect was bad on YELLOW and caused YELLOW to weep YELLOW tears for several eternals.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJM39EytAYU

DNCHRD is MAY 20

Mndy Mar.24.2008 9:09am | by lvhrd

Dance Hard IV is a LVHRD event fueled by live music, color-coordinated dance crews, and an interactive art installation.

For this year’s DNCHRD, we’re chopping the party into six colors. One sixth of the party will be pink, head to toe, one sixth will be green, head to toe, on and on. You and your friends buy a ticket for one of the colors, then go buy sweet outfits, then you work on your dance moves for the next two months.

When it comes time for the big night, six…