VDO: Green Porn

Tsdy May.6.2008 4:46pm | by lvhrd

Isabella Rossellini just Dallas Motorcade 1963ed our heads with these instructional videos on how insects copulate. Mostly gross; slightly gastly; all amazing
It’s really funny because she plays mostly the male roles. As a drone bee Isabella exclaims:
“MY PENIS WOULD BREAK OFF AND GET STUCK IN HER VAGINA LIKE A CORK IN A BOTTLE!”
We also learned that a snail’s anus sits on top of its head when it’s in the shell. That means they poo on their heads.

Watch Green Porn.

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DNCHRD IV: Christine Huang: PURPLE

Tsdy Apr.29.2008 4:58pm | by lvhrd

There you have it. Clear as crystal. A girl wearing a purple dress jumping up and down in front of a projector with the words DNCHRD burning somewhere around a million lumens.

Christine Huang from PSFK fame will be commanding the purple hoards on May 20th.

Get purple tickets!

More pictures of Christine in the LVHRD Photo Gallery.

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