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DNCHRD IV: TEAL

Tsdy May 20 2008

Dance Hard IV is fueled by live music, color-coordinated dance crews, and an interactive art installation. 75 tickets for the TEAL team. Click through to buy any color you like.

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VDO: Green Porn

Tsdy May.6.2008 4:46pm | by lvhrd

Isabella Rossellini just Dallas Motorcade 1963ed our heads with these instructional videos on how insects copulate. Mostly gross; slightly gastly; all amazing
It’s really funny because she plays mostly the male roles. As a drone bee Isabella exclaims:
“MY PENIS WOULD BREAK OFF AND GET STUCK IN HER VAGINA LIKE A CORK IN A BOTTLE!”
We also learned that a snail’s anus sits on top of its head when it’s in the shell. That means they poo on their heads.

Watch Green Porn.


TEAL reset

Tsdy Apr.22.2008 11:40am | by lvhrd

Maybe God made the world, or maybe man made the world and invented God. This seems to support the latter argument.


TEAL wash

Tsdy Apr.22.2008 11:32am | by lvhrd

The Aztecs thought life was a dream: death was waking to reality - something truly joyous. We like that blur.


DNCHRD IV: Teal: Photo Gallery

Tsdy Apr.22.2008 11:08am | by lvhrd

More pics of TEAL TEAM LEADER Woodman in the DNCHRD IV Photo Gallery.

Tickets for TEAM YELLOW & TEAM TEAL are on sale now. DNCHRD IV is May 20.


VDO: TEAL on YELLOW action

Frdy Apr.18.2008 4:04pm | by lvhrd

Isn’t that Traci Lords in yellow?


VDO: TEAL in space

Frdy Apr.18.2008 11:20am | by lvhrd

We knew the only place for TEAL was in outer space.

This also happens to be one of the eeriest videos we’ve seen in a long time: space static, zero-gravity smiles, wires, spattering translated Korean, echoes, the still camera…then it just ends. Some kind of doomsday prophecy. We’re going to play it backwards.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Y-sX7nYtaA


DNCHRD IV: Woodman: TEAL

Thrsdy Apr.17.2008 6:22pm | by lvhrd

Master of the decks and rocking the tight white pants, Woodman will lead Team TEAL into battle at DNCHRD IV on May 20.

We’re not really sure what dance moves belong specifically to teal, or when teal even occurs naturally. Perhaps Woodman will come up with some kind of DUSK TWO-STEP, cause the sky kind of looks teal, at dusk. Sometimes.

The earth looks teal from space, so that could work too: the entire TEAL TEAM dressed as TEAL STARS orbiting a TEAL EARTH. Just throwing these out to help you,…