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SLND CRS II

Wdnsdy Aug 2 2006

Throngs of tourists were met by a discouraged and unpleasant Empire State Building, who eventually ushered them onto one of New York’s Water Taxis. After a pleasant cruise, guests relaxed on the shoreline of Water Taxi Beach.

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LVHRD VDO: 038: BTHRD 2.1

Thrsdy Jun.21.2007 5:22pm | by lvhrd

LVHRD VDO: 038: BTHRD 2.1 captures the magic of last summer’s Island Cruise II in all of it’s tourist-kitsch glory. Led by a surly Empire State Building with no permits of any kind (sure is lonely being a landmark) a pack of LVHRD members dressed as tourists boarded a Water Taxi and South Street Seaport and took a sunset cruse through the East River past the Statue of Liberty to Water Taxi Beach in Long Island City.


LVHRD VDO: 036: BTHRD 2.0

Frdy Jun.1.2007 9:33am | by lvhrd

On a sunny afternoon in August of 2006, LVHRD members gathered in mass at NYC’s South Street Seaport in full, coordinated tourist attire for the 2nd Annual Island Cruise. Promised a majestic sunset boat ride and armed only with the simple instruction to “look for the building”, members located and gathered around a cardboard (and charmingly ill-tempered) replica of the Empire State. When the time was right, the Empire State led guests to a private Water Taxi, which took members on a tour of the East River terminating at Long…


Water Taxi Beach open

Wdnsdy May.30.2007 10:00am | by lvhrd

Just a reminder, in case you haven’t been waiting fever-fisted for the first glorious strokes of Summer:

Harry’s Water Taxi Beach in Long Island City is now open for the season with the freshest imported sand, volleyball, hot dogs, burgers, and pitchers of sangria.

You might remember Harry’s Beach from last year’s SLND CRS II, when LVHRD hijacked a water taxi at South Street Seaport and ran it aground at the Water Taxi Beach. The Empire State Building didn’t get any love. Booted right off the pier. No permit from management.…


LVHRD is going on Tour(ist).

Wdnsdy Jul.26.2006 12:14pm | by lvhrd

This year’s Island Cruise promises to be the best tour(ist) of the town that LVHRD members have ever had. Members and their guests are invited to dress as the best NYC Tourist they can be. LVHRD’s Guest Tour Guide will lead the tour(ists) through the Big City’s Big Buildings to a nautical voyage ending at a tropical and remote mini vacation location.

Last year LVHRD’s Island Cruise was a voyage full of swash buckling and chum churning for over 200 LVHAAARRRD Pirates.