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PLY: Eat watermelons and bone forever

I came across this article full of huge, engorged words that all seem to say one thing: Watermelons have viagra-like effects on the human body. That last sentence started with the words ‘I came.’ Can you believe it?

Here’s your homework assignment: have sex tonight. Consider this the control for our experiment. Now, eat as much watermelon as you can this week, copulating again on Saturday. Same partner. Same positions.

We’ll check in again at the end of the week to see how things came out. Came out. Double whammy.…

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Kanye West Drug

More and more I have been reading that celebrity is dead, and that more and more teenagers care less about celebrities. But what if everyone could be a celebrity? What if everyone could be Kanye West? Check out this new television infomercial featuring Kanye, a perky blond, and some regular guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TrkrSdyIHY

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Popped!

Last weekend, we ventured to the 6th borough of Philadelphia (only an hour and half on the train people) to check out the Popped! Music Festival, and support Alexis Rosenzweig, a creative entrepreneur trying to bring a quality indie summer fest to the city of Brotherly Love (See her with shades and a walky-talky in pics below).

The lineup included Dan Deacon, Mates of State, and was headlined by indie darlings Vampire Weekend. The sun shown down and a quiet streets near Drexel University were closed down for the day long…

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Todd Barry & Reggie Watts at SWEET Tonight

LVHRD veteran Seth Herzog’s weekly comedy show, SWEET, features a triumphant lineup this evening: Todd Barry, the straightest man in comedy, and Reggie Watts, the worlds premiere freestyle beatbox stream of conscious humorist, will both be performing in the LES. SWEET is always good, but this one is almost guaranteed to be great.

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NYC Sketchfest Starts Tonight

Sketch Comedy’s best and brightest are moving into the UCB Theatre for the weekend. Kurt Braunohler, host of MCFGHT II, with his performing partner Kristen Schaal, are not to be missed. Check out the full listing of performers, grab a ticket and check out the most absurd skit of all time in the post.

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Lucky Dragons @ East River Music Project

Tomorrow (05/07/08) at 2 pm, Lucky Dragons and a few cohorts are playing in the East River Amphitheater (Cherry St. @ FDR Drive). Lucky Dragons is a one man, two laptop and plastic recorder operation with a serious emphasis on audience participation and creating interactive audio applications. It’s one of the few laptop projects out there that sounds human and organic.

Lucky Dragons’ shows tend to culminate in everyone sitting around in a circle holding hands while connected by electrically conductive cables, which sounds like a painful process, but in reality means…

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VDO: Jamie Oliver: How they kill the chickens we eat

Celebrity Chef Jamie Oliver, colloquially known as the Naked Chef for his simple recipes, teaches a live audience how to determine the gender of adorable baby chickens. The audience then sets off on separating the boys from the girls, gleefully examining the birds’ tiny yellow bottoms. Oliver then turns the tables by explaining that male chicks - as they will not produce eggs - are considered useless in the poultry industry, and exterminates the whole batch (using an industry standard gas treatment) on set. The audience is moved to tears.…

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But I Don’t Want To Be A Pirate!

NYC streetwear staple 10.deep collaborates with the painfully overlooked Wale for a promo seinfeld-themed mixtape. DJ Catchdubs handles the mix, and it includes all of your favorites…

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VDO: FaceBook Gansta vs. Sheffield Quigley

Today we stumpled upon the Facebook gangster.  They really nailed it. The jokes, the rap style, we lost about 2 hours today looking and laughing at his viral gem.  We couldn’t help compare it to Black 20’s Sheffield Quigley.  Quigley was the first professional myspace photographer. This is no lazy sunday, but we really enjoy how they classify types of social network photos and how they might have been created.

Another great facebook video comes from the UK, set at someones door step, displaying the discomfort and possible downside to friending…

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Chanteuse Alert: Lissy Trullie Tonight

When she’s not busy being one of the most beautiful people of 2008, DJing at Beatrice, or posing for Jean-Baptiste Mondino, Lissy Trullie crafts some great pop songs.

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Ballet shoes vs. Aids

For second year in a row, Kristin Sloan of NYCBallet has collected signed merchandise from the NYCBallet to Auction on Ebay for the Aids walk 2008.  She launched the auction from her behind the scenes blog, thewinger.com.  Check out the Photos, they are really beautiful, I almost think they should sell prints of the the dance shoes that Sloan took.  Also take a look on thewinger, they have a section that demystifies the pointe shoe.

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David Byrne Turns Battery Maritime Building Into Musical Instrument

Playing The Building, opening May 31st, marks the New York debut for David Byrne’s sonic infrastructure experiment, one where he uses the water pipes, steel beams, and pillars of a building to produce music.

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