They know what we want.

Listen to them.

We get to pick a president after summer vacation! Don’t forget!

While we’re on the slip-n-slides for a few months, Future-Presidents will spend the summer distilling what The American People want, hate, and millions of dollars reminding us that they get the jist of our desires.

No easy feat, considering how diverse The American People really are:
The American People are pursuing PHD’s at Columbia while writing electrofunk dance tracks. The American People are purchasing trucknutz. The American People are shooting horses in the head after they may or may not have made us a fortune.

The American People are good with computers too, and they’ve created a news aggregate that pulls all quotes that mention The American People. It’s fun!

Hillary knows what you want: My opponent, Senator Obama, opposes giving consumers a break from the gas tax. I understand the American people need some relief.

Obama knows what you want: I trust the American people to understand that it is not weakness, but wisdom to talk not just to our friends, but to our enemies, like Roosevelt did, and Kennedy did, and Truman did.

Check it out for yourself.