We tried to protect you from cell phone radiation at CLLPHNLCKN. Maybe we didn't go far enough.

Textually reports that Swiss clothing manufacturer, Isabodywear has come out with a new line of men's briefs made with special silver thread to block harmful cell phone radiation from damaging sperm.

Purportedly, the underwear's radiation blockage is so strong that if you put your phone inside the briefs and call it, you won't get a signal.

Guys, it's like wrapping your valuables in a concrete bunker. Wear these to the next GMHRD and we'll buy you a drink.