LVHRD member Mia Riddle, Johnny Vulcan, and a man named Giuliani have staked out the front of the line at the Soho Apple Store so they can get the first iPhone, ebay it, and give the money to Keep a Child Alive.

It won't be just them, however.

“We've got lots of people coming for 3 or 4 hour shifts,” said Mia. “Lots of interns. Interns showing up at 4 am.”

“You give me $100 right now I'll give you the phone,” said Giuliani.

Mia held the umbrella; Giuliani posted himself in a camping chair next to the water cooler. They probably picked the worst week so far this summer to wait outside. Going to be hot.

The Keep a Child Alive posse seems more prepared than the first guy in line at the 5th Ave Apple Store, who falls under the banner heading of “People you will see in the Post's police report on June 30th.”