During the presentations at ARCH DL, as Konyk began to describe the unique shape behind their towering structure, a single voice came rolling from the back of the auditorium:

“CHEESEBURGER PENIS.”

They continued to present, undeterred, when the voice roared out a second time:

“CHEESEBURGER PENIS.”

Loud Paper caught it as well, and googling this unfortunate term brings their article right to the top of page one.

Naturally, we began searching several other variations of grilled groundchuck genital, which led us to this piece of magic from Fatal Farm, featuring Monterey Jack, Robocop, and most coincidentally for us, Hamburger Penis.

Enjoy the limitless free-association of the internet: