VDO: Green Porn

Tsdy May.6.2008 4:46pm | by lvhrd

Isabella Rossellini just Dallas Motorcade 1963ed our heads with these instructional videos on how insects copulate. Mostly gross; slightly gastly; all amazing
It’s really funny because she plays mostly the male roles. As a drone bee Isabella exclaims:
“MY PENIS WOULD BREAK OFF AND GET STUCK IN HER VAGINA LIKE A CORK IN A BOTTLE!”
We also learned that a snail’s anus sits on top of its head when it’s in the shell. That means they poo on their heads.

Watch Green Porn.

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VDO: Nightvision GREEN

Mndy Apr.28.2008 6:54pm | by lvhrd

Your tax dollars are so hard at work in this video that pants get ripped.

I mean, why wouldn’t Iraqis want us in their country? Look how much culture we can offer.

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VDO: The Latest Eclectic Method Mix

Wdnsdy Apr.23.2008 3:24pm | by lvhrd

Jonny from Eclectic Method sent us their latest mix. This one covers a lot of ground: Fiest, Beastie Boys, Tone Loc.

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DNCHRD IV: Green Gallery

Wdnsdy Apr.23.2008 2:16pm | by lvhrd

Kermit the Frog. Cashmoney. The Emerald City. Leah Taylor.

SEE IT ALL.

GET GREEN TICKETS.

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DNCHRD IV: Leah Taylor: GREEN

Tsdy Apr.22.2008 5:41pm | by lvhrd

The third color is out of the dryer, ready for DNCHRD IV. Flavorpill NYC Deputy Editor Leah Taylor will lead TEAM GREEN into battle at on May 20. LVHRD.COM for green tickets - and yellow and teal - whenever you want them.

Ms. Taylor knows how to be at the center of a jamhouse party: she’s been throwing The Pull-Out Method bash at Midway for over a year now. That party is so good it made us throw up in the back of a cab.

Stay tuned for more from Ms. Taylor’s…

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