There’s a reason we like to throw parties on Tuesdays.

Tuesday just seems to be the day when all the goat residue hits the fan.

Today alone you’ve got:

1. The man in Austria who fathered 7 children with his daughter while she was imprisoned behind a 300kg steel door (is that even thick?).

credits: CNN

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Don't these just say, Arrest me on sight or I'll take over a small, semi-autonomous Balkan state?

2. Your favorite Serbian ex-mercenary Niko Bellic is let loose on the streets of New York for the much-awaited melee, Grand Theft Auto IV. Even the Times reviews it. Then Kotaku reviews the reviews.

credits: GTA IV

Oh, you wanted epic?

3. The trailer for Machine Girl, about a Japanese woman who gets revenge on a ninja Yakuza clan for murdering her family by wiping them out with various machine-limb attachments: can you say, TEMPURA ARM?

credits: Machine Girl

No attempt at decency

Because that was a word her parents knew. And they're dead. And now EVERYONE must pay.

All in all, we’re excited to be alive today.